You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
wow bdsm is so cute
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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