super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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