I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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