Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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