i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We left an ass print on the piano.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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