if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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