As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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