So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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