I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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