she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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