i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
