It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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