I didn't shave. On purpose
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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