Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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