I don't think brook has ever known best
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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