i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Enjoy the penises
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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