Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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