Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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