Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize