the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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