Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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