GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Randomize
