The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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