Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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