around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Randomize
