I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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