I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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