ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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