When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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