Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
