Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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