She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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