You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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