Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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