So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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