I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Small penises have feelings too.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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