There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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