took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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