Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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