I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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