Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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