yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
ttyl tear gas
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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