No, you can still breathe under the balls.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
