I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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