By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
