We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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