If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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