I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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