Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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