i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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