In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
