She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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