You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
