i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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