Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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