No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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