i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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