So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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